The old Brett Favre Retirement Saga is upon us again and has by now become a bit of a running joke. Reason enough then to check what Brett Favre jokes are out there. Here are some we came across:

The word RETIRE has finally spoken. It has given up and does not want to be associated with Brett Favre.

Brett Favre says he will need surgery if he intends to play football in 2010.  The lobotomy is scheduled for next week.

Interesting NFL draft fact:  Brett Favre is the only player to be drafted by an NFL team and the Confederate army.

Brett Favre has yet to decide if he will return for another season. We wrote that four years ago, but it’s still true.

Minnesota Vikings defensive tackle Pat Williams says he’s “50/50″ on whether he’ll retire. Unlike Brett Favre who’s 50/50/50/50/50.

Brett Favre has the top-selling jersey in the NFL. Though half of those sales come from Green Bay fans burning it.

Brett Favre has now beaten every team in the NFL. And retired from half of them.

Brett Favre expects to know in several weeks whether his surgically repaired arm will allow him to compete in the NFL again. If not, he’ll play for the Lions.

Hall of Famer Joe Montana’s son, Nick, after years of watching his dad, will play quarterback at the University of Washington.  In a similar story, Brett Favre’s son is quitting school and then re-enrolling, then quitting again, then going back for a year, then taking a break, then flirting with going back, then back to quitting but still studying a little, and then it’s just a guessing game.